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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:27

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Sure.

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I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I'm 24.

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Thank you.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

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By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No

He : Tea ?